SEX - only for adults with a robust sense of humour!

Ahh so my mission here is complete....... I do love a challenge lol xox Jodi

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Dr Krishna Epari
Hospital: Fremantle Hospital, Perth Western Australia
1st surgery date 6th october 2008 but cancelled at theatre door:-(
2nd Surgery Date: 12th January 2009
start weight; 112 kg
Started opti Mon 29th Dec
current weight 58 kg, Total loss 54kgs in 11 months.

Jodes

i've yet to see KahunaLou flustered. he's normally a paragon of serenity.
A tranquil and manly oasis of calm nestled peacefully amongst the hotbed of feminine drama and hormonal hysterics...

but i think you might have unhinged the poor bloke completely!

good work sista!

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Sleeved: 11 November 2008
Operation weight: 103kg
Current Weight: 49kg
Goal Weight: 50kg
Height: 150cm
Surgeon: Mr Hairul Ahmad SJOG Murdoch Perth

Any time your ready to rock ya socks off and come party with me ill be here hon x Jodi

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Dr Krishna Epari
Hospital: Fremantle Hospital, Perth Western Australia
1st surgery date 6th october 2008 but cancelled at theatre door:-(
2nd Surgery Date: 12th January 2009
start weight; 112 kg
Started opti Mon 29th Dec
current weight 58 kg, Total loss 54kgs in 11 months.

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Date of Sleeve: 15 July 2008
Highest weight: 319 lbs. (145 kgs.)
Weight at pre-op consult: 297 lbs. (135 kgs.)
Weight at hospital check-out: 294 lbs. (133 kgs.)
and today:

Goal: 200 lbs. (91 kgs.)

Jodi -you are sooo Funny!!!!!!! I imagine you would be an absolute laugh to go out and have a drink with.

I love the cheekiness.

Lucy i

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Start weight 17/02/09 - 118.6kg
start of optifast - 15th April 2009 - 114.6kg
Surgery date - 11th May 2009 - Dr France - 109.6kg
2 weeks post op - 103.9kg
1 month post op - 102.4kg
2 months post op - 99.2kg
3 months post op - 96.6kg
4 month post op - 93.9kg
5 months post op - 93.9kg
6 months post op - 92.4kg
7 months post op - 91.5kg
8 months post op - 86.2kg

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm calories ! Ok pulliing myself together now...x Jodi

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Dr Krishna Epari
Hospital: Fremantle Hospital, Perth Western Australia
1st surgery date 6th october 2008 but cancelled at theatre door:-(
2nd Surgery Date: 12th January 2009
start weight; 112 kg
Started opti Mon 29th Dec
current weight 58 kg, Total loss 54kgs in 11 months.

Yeah, but you have to count the calories LOL

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[url=http://www.TickerFactory.com/weight-loss/w5m0oJz/]

Pre-op Consult Nov 2008, 124kg
Surgery Date: 22nd Jan 2009, 112kg

OMG!!!

and i thought I was a rude tart Jodi! I am officially handing the crown of much bawdiness over to you!

I will edit my post to reflect this overlooked nutritional advantage re sexual congress as a weightloss aid.

thankyou for bringing it to my attention!

love Kalgirl XXX

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Sleeved: 11 November 2008
Operation weight: 103kg
Current Weight: 49kg
Goal Weight: 50kg
Height: 150cm
Surgeon: Mr Hairul Ahmad SJOG Murdoch Perth

kalgirl wrote:

ladies...get your gear off now!
seriously! i may make it mandatory for you all to be naked to read this thread!

the time is well overdue to release your inner wanton woman!
restraint and inhibition be damned!!

- your heart rate gets a-going
- blood circulation is increased all over
- large muscle groups get a wicked workout
- you tone up in those hard to reach places
- clench and hold pelvic floor exercises are much more fun when you actually have something to clench and hold
- you start the day with a smile on your face
- you end the day with a smile on your face
- intimacy with your loved one is maintained and enhanced
- it's free and recession proof
- we all look better with a healthy glow
- no nazi personal trainer yelling out "lunge, lunge!!"
- it feels sooooooo damned good
- winter warming bills are minimised
- horizontal exercise is less taxing on your body than the vertical kind
- it's the funnest way i know to get your "30 minutes" of exercise in a day
- you can go nighnighs straight after

so demand it in the morning, insist on synchronised lunch hours,
and don't you dare take no for an answer when the sun goes down!

and for those of us without a significant other...
a partner is not strictly or absolutely necessary!
a little selflove has many of the same benefits and it usually gets done exactly right, and in a more efficient manner!!

and for the gentlemen on this site, please don't feel as tho i am not being inclusive by
addressing my missive to the ladies of the WLS clan...

it's just that in my experience none of you need the encouragement!
you're all fully sorted when it comes to this topic!

lots of lusty love
Kalgirl XXX

And PROTIEN is good for you he he he x Jodi

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Dr Krishna Epari
Hospital: Fremantle Hospital, Perth Western Australia
1st surgery date 6th october 2008 but cancelled at theatre door:-(
2nd Surgery Date: 12th January 2009
start weight; 112 kg
Started opti Mon 29th Dec
current weight 58 kg, Total loss 54kgs in 11 months.

FaddingAway wrote:

just might be time to hit the sexy lingerie shops. ooh la la

Where did you get that gorgeous dress x Jodi

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Dr Krishna Epari
Hospital: Fremantle Hospital, Perth Western Australia
1st surgery date 6th october 2008 but cancelled at theatre door:-(
2nd Surgery Date: 12th January 2009
start weight; 112 kg
Started opti Mon 29th Dec
current weight 58 kg, Total loss 54kgs in 11 months.

You turn over to set your alarm and miss the whole thing, Your hilarious Janey I got a huge laugh from that, I must say ive always had a reasonable sex life and I thought that when I got to this weight that my partner would mabe find me sexier but even though i look nothing like the old me sexually nothings really changed I can wear all the gorgeous lingerie and really skimpy gear that I thought guys like but hes not into it. I want to put a pole in our room and get down and dirty and he is happy to do the whole in bed in the dark, Geez what a waste of a good body after all the work Ive put into it lol Oh well as long as hes happy and im happy hey and another lady once told me that if need be, all a girl needs is "Good water pressure" lol. x Jodi

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Dr Krishna Epari
Hospital: Fremantle Hospital, Perth Western Australia
1st surgery date 6th october 2008 but cancelled at theatre door:-(
2nd Surgery Date: 12th January 2009
start weight; 112 kg
Started opti Mon 29th Dec
current weight 58 kg, Total loss 54kgs in 11 months.

just might be time to hit the sexy lingerie shops. ooh la la

what sex? forgot what it was!!!!!! and it has not got any better since having op and losing mountains of weight...
anyone know any single fellas in the northern hemisphere!?
BB

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Bigbugger

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NanJo wrote:

ROFLMAO!!
It reminds me when I was seeing the doctor before my op and asked him how long after the op would it be ok to have sex.
His reply was "they prefer you to leave the hospital first".

LMAO and LMAO again.

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ROFLMAO!!
Can I add - great topic Kalgirl and good site KahunaLou.
It reminds me when I was seeing the doctor before my op and asked him how long after the op would it be ok to have sex.
His reply was "they prefer you to leave the hospital first".

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Heaviest Weight - August 2008 - 127kg
Weight Pre-Sleeve - 10th February 2009 - 107kg

Op 10th February 2009 - St John Of God Subiaco - Dr Harsha Chandraratna

Excellent site KahunaLou. Too funny.

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Janey

Height 5ft 7inches - 170cm
Band Out - 22/1/09
Sleeving date - 18/5/09
Surgeon - Dr Gordon Padovan
Goal - To be absurdly grateful for every kilo lost!!!!

Hilarious, kalgirl!
From the sound of things, I'd better enjoy my half hour before my man hits his 40s - 50s and doesn't care anymore...
Loved the site KahunaLou - it made me realise I've got a great weight loss cycle going on in the bedroom. The more weight I lose, the more confident I am; the more confident I am, the more I let myself get talked into going on top; the more I go on top, the more weight I lose! (Although my man's pot belly has been growing lately, lol!).
Have fun burning calories!

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Surgery date: 20/06/08
Start Weight: 125kg
Current Weight: 80kg
Current Loss: 45kg
Goal Weight: 75kg

I love it
oh and this site too.
lol
love the site also. I will have to show me huby when he gets home Mooner

lol

ROFL - I love this thread!
And Kahuna Lou, that site is fantastic!
Off back to bed...
Chris

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Sleeved 23/6/08 by Dr Michael Talbot in Sydney
Heaviest weight 150.5kg Height 160cm (5'2")
Current weight 74.7
Bust From 148cm down to 101cm now - a total loss of 47cm
Waist 144cm down to 100cm - total loss of 44cm
Hips 150cm down to 104cm - total loss of 46cm
Arms 47 cm down to 31cm - total loss of 16cm
Legs 81 cm down to 52.5cm - total loss of 28.5cm

I like your style, Kalgirl.

If you want the calorie count for your food and exercise diary, this site has what you need.

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Date of Sleeve: 15 July 2008
Highest weight: 319 lbs. (145 kgs.)
Weight at pre-op consult: 297 lbs. (135 kgs.)
Weight at hospital check-out: 294 lbs. (133 kgs.)
and today:

Goal: 200 lbs. (91 kgs.)

Kalgirl you find me someone who can go for 30 minutes and I'm all in.

With my hubby I get into bed and turn over to set the alarm and miss the whole event. No wonder I haven't bothered for years.
Though the self love advice might be just the ticket!!!

Hugs,

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Janey

Height 5ft 7inches - 170cm
Band Out - 22/1/09
Sleeving date - 18/5/09
Surgeon - Dr Gordon Padovan
Goal - To be absurdly grateful for every kilo lost!!!!

i'm severely displeased with the replies to my post.

you're wasting valuable exercise time.

enough with the talking and typing.

get to bed NOW!!!

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Sleeved: 11 November 2008
Operation weight: 103kg
Current Weight: 49kg
Goal Weight: 50kg
Height: 150cm
Surgeon: Mr Hairul Ahmad SJOG Murdoch Perth

Well said Kalgirl!!!!!
Your holiday has been inspirational for you - you are jumping out of the screen with happiness - good on you. Now we know it really wasn't the walks on the beach but the romps in bed!!!!!

Thanks for reminding this old tart that this is the best and most satisfying exercise and time to release the inner wanton woman inside.
Hugs
Jilly

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Sleeved 5th November 2008
Start weight: 130 kgs
Current Weight: 95kg

The MOTH
Sleeved: 20/07/09
Start Weight: 145kg
Sleeved Weight: 135kg
Current Weight: 107kg

30 minutes!! he.he. not from my poor hubby..........

cheers
tracey

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Started optislim 01/01/09 128kg
Surgery date 19/01/09 122kg

Goal weight 75kg achieved 11/03/10
New goal 70kgs

That was an absolute hoot to read.

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Last edited by kalgirl on 02/07/09, 10:56 pm; edited 1 time in total

ladies...get your gear off now!
seriously! i may make it mandatory for you all to be naked to read this thread!

the time is well overdue to release your inner wanton woman!
restraint and inhibition be damned!!

- your heart rate gets a-going
- blood circulation is increased all over
- large muscle groups get a wicked workout
- you tone up in those hard to reach places
- clench and hold pelvic floor exercises are much more fun when you actually have something to clench and hold
- you start the day with a smile on your face
- you end the day with a smile on your face
- intimacy with your loved one is maintained and enhanced
- it's free and recession proof
- we all look better with a healthy glow
- no nazi personal trainer yelling out "lunge, lunge!!"
- it feels sooooooo damned good
- winter warming bills are minimised
- horizontal exercise is less taxing on your body than the vertical kind
- it's the funnest way i know to get your "30 minutes" of exercise in a day
- you can go nighnighs straight after
- post surgery our Doctors advise us to eat small, eat often and ingest more liquid protein so...
at only 5 calories per 'mini meal' why not start with that extra teaspoon of protein a day?
(you can thank Jodi, our resident alternative nutritionist for this suggestion!)

so demand it in the morning, insist on synchronised lunch hours,
and don't you dare take no for an answer when the sun goes down!

and for those of us without a significant other...
a partner is not strictly or absolutely necessary!
a little selflove has many of the same benefits and it usually gets done exactly right, and in a more efficient manner!!

and for the gentlemen on this site, please don't feel as tho i am not being inclusive by
addressing my missive to the ladies of the WLS clan...

it's just that in my experience none of you need the encouragement!
you're all fully sorted when it comes to this topic!

lots of lusty love
Kalgirl XXX

_________________

Sleeved: 11 November 2008
Operation weight: 103kg
Current Weight: 49kg
Goal Weight: 50kg
Height: 150cm
Surgeon: Mr Hairul Ahmad SJOG Murdoch Perth